Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!

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darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

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If you care about someone, let them know. Tell them how much they mean to you and why. You never know when they’re going to be out of your life.

a-lovely-little-leo:

If you find someone that can make you laugh when you don’t even want to smile, promise me that you will never let them go. This person is irreplaceable. Let them know how they make you feel. They deserve it. 

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countryboysaregoodformyheart:

2-broken-2-care:

hiqhflyer:

sextertain:

brbritish:

cumcream:

hrryswife:

0bey-liam:

oh-tumblur:

m4ddie-mau5:

akamitt:

n-icoles:

this is my new friend, alfred.

hi alfred, i’m kallie

Hi kallie, i’m maddie.

hi maddie, i’m amy.

hi amy, i’m kenzie.

hi kenzie, i’m jill.

Hi jill, I’m colleen.

Hi colleen, I’m rachel

Hi Rachel, I’m Rachel

hi rachel, i’m riya

hi riya, I’m anna 

Hello Anna, I’m Savannah

Hi Savannah, I’m Sarah

countryboysaregoodformyheart:

2-broken-2-care:

hiqhflyer:

sextertain:

brbritish:

cumcream:

hrryswife:

0bey-liam:

oh-tumblur:

m4ddie-mau5:

akamitt:

n-icoles:

this is my new friend, alfred.

hi alfred, i’m kallie

Hi kallie, i’m maddie.

hi maddie, i’m amy.

hi amy, i’m kenzie.

hi kenzie, i’m jill.

Hi jill, I’m colleen.

Hi colleen, I’m rachel

Hi Rachel, I’m Rachel

hi rachel, i’m riya

hi riya, I’m anna 

Hello Anna, I’m Savannah

Hi Savannah, I’m Sarah

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REBLOG FOR A PICKUP LINE IN YOUR ASK

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

triple-espresso-to-go:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

I’ll send one to every single person who reblogs it 

IN THE FUCKING MORNING CALM ALL YO PRECIOUS TITS

OH FOR PENIS SAKE I DODNT MEAN FOR MORE PEOPLE TO REBLOG IT THIS MEANS MORE WORK URGGGGGHHHH

You’re gonna regret making this post!

Don’t I fucking know it

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michaelcliffourd:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I ACTUALLY GOT A DOOT DOOT IM SCREAMINFG

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Having to cry your self to sleep without people hearing you is the worst thing ever….





texascowgirl:

I have no life … .